Debt collection Agency Number 9 Agent 11 waited steadfastly on the phone for Jeremiah Jones to answer the call. Jones has been avoiding his debt collection for years and it was time to bring the perp down. Debt collection Agency Number 9 was picked by someone only known as “the boss” specifically for this case; renowned for their ability to apprehend the lowliest of debt collection criminals.
Debt collection is no laughing matter. Jones has been escaping Debt Collection Agency Number 9 for months and today was the day to bring him in for good. The Debt collection Agency has lived underground for centuries, taking down the biggest offenders in debt collection since their founding. The world’s banks united against poverty to destroy the debt collection factor in humans and destroy debt collection permanently.
Debt collection was found to be a disease that affects the neural cortex of the human brain. The human brain in its soft gooey consistency was prone to greedy purchasing and has been constantly driven into poverty. Debt collection is a disease only to be cured by the Debt Collection Agency. While Agent 11 waited for Jones to answer the phone, he twiddled his pen between his thumb and fore finger, twirling the pen back and forth.
Outside the shoddy building that Jones is suspected to be held up, sits a team of elite Debt Collection Agency Officers anticipating the order to infiltrate the premises. Debt Collection has caused the demise of many Debt Collection Agency members and today someone may not be coming home. Suddenly the click of an answered call goes through. Agent 11 gives the order to move forward with debt collection clean up. Debt Collection Agency Number 9 moves forward to sweep the home of Jones.
A window smashes on the east side of the building as Jones makes his flight. An evil in his eyes was indicative of his debt collection cancer. Debt collection emits a reddish glow from the retinas of each living with the disease. The Debt Collection Agency team engages and then unexpectedly a burst of flame engulfs the neighborhood block. Jones escapes with the lives of good Debt Collection Agency team members burned in the street. Debt collection lives to fight another day.
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